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Sunday, September 21, 2014

An indecent proposal

Tomorrow is my husband's and mine 21st wedding anniversary! I can't believe it's been 21 years since we tied the knot, and started our journey through the muddy seas of holy matrimony.

I figured I should get my husband something, to celebrate this milestone. But what?! He's already got all the Star Trek dvd boxes ánd the Deep Space Nine series.

Whát would he really like?

Then suddenly I knew the answer! It was obvious really.

I was going to make him an indecent proposal!

Because after 21 years of marriage, and 5 kids, I often play dead in the bedroom. But, since marriage is all about compromise we've come to an agreement about a monthly quota. However I know he wouldn't mind going óver the quota.

So I waited in my little office until he walked by. And when he did, I quickly whispered: 'Psssst! Come on in here for a minute,' and I looked around furtively to make sure there were no kids within earshot.

My husband looked a bit alarmed, by my furtive looks. Yet hopeful.

'How would you like to do the horizontal mambo tonight. It'll be my wedding present to you!' I whispered.

It took a moment to sink in, but then he looked quite pleased. Only then he asked: 'Will it be in addition to my monthly quota?'

'No, of course not!' I said, because I really dó like my rest.

And then I added: 'That can be your present to mé!'

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Friday, September 19, 2014

Have a smile!

Some commercials are little pieces of art! Like this one of Ikea.

A hypnotist hypnotises a young couple, making them believe they're in the future. But it's so over the top it's ridiculous, and makes you smile.

In one of the scenes the man supposedly believes he has a 4 year old son. The boy asks him: 'Where do babies come from?' And the guy gets in trouble immediately!

And I also love the way he describes what it was like when 'his son' became a teenager.

I think every parent can relate!

Watch and enjoy.

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Wednesday, September 17, 2014