Farewell, Babyborn

November 20, 2009
Family, friends, dearly beloved,

We are gathered here today to say our final goodbyes to Babyborn. Despite clear user instructions someone thought it necessary to give Babyborn a bath.

Babyborn was a loner, and months went by when no one saw or heard from her. Not because Babyborn wished to be alone, but because of structural neglect.

Thank God she could always count on her friend Barbie. Although lately, she even had to miss her, because Barbie had her own worries. Someone felt the need to cut off her blond hair and Barbie was really having trouble coming to terms with her pixie look.

Farewell Babyborn. I'm sure we won't miss you, because we forgot all about you during your life...

2 comments

  1. LOL! We've lost several toys to the bath, as well. =)

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  2. Too funny (well, not to Babyborn or Barbi). Thanks for sharing at Thursday Favorite Things!

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