Sómeone didn't do the housework!
November 21, 2009
I can hear him searching the closet for matching socks and declaring in ominous tones: 'Sómeone didn't put matching socks in the closet!' Then I hear him stumbling into the bathroom, still searching for socks, announcing to no one in particular: 'Someone hasn't done the laundry!'
This is followed by some cursing and ranting after which, still in voice over mode, he mumbles: 'I'll just have to go to work wearing different socks. I'll look like a fool. That's what you get when sómeone doesn't take care of clean socks!'
I just listen in silence.
'Cause I'm not someone.
Tags: Husband and wife