Free relationship advice

December 31, 2009
I love old fashioned courtesy. I love a man who takes off his hat when he greets a woman, who opens the door for her, and who gets up from his chair when his wife leaves the table.

But if I can't have that, I at least want a man who doesn't pass gas when I'm around. A man who doesn't burp, and a man who lifts the toilet seat and then puts it back down when he's finished.

Such a man seems to be Country and Western singer Brad Paisley. He's kind enough to disperse some friendly advice for men, in his song 'Ode the Toilet'.

She says not to buy her flowers
Or big expensive gifts
She says she don't want jewlery
And she doesn't need another dress
If I want to show her how much I adore her
The best way that I've found
Is to make sure when I'm finished
I put that toilet seat down


We've been to counseling
To try and see the ways we could improve
This thing between us
And different ways to show each other "I love you"
Forget about those getaway vacations
To romantic coastal towns
If you want to say "I love you"
Then put that toilet seat down

'Cause in the middle of the night
It's cold and it's dark
And when I hear my name in vain
I know I haven't done my part
She just wants me to support her
And the best way that I've found
So with a gentle hand and a loving touch
I put that toilet seat down

I know it's kind of funny
You can teach a little puppy
But it's very hard to train a grown man
When I'm all about my buisiness
And the path of least resistance
She's the one that suffers in the end

In the middle of the night
It's cold and it's dark
And when I hear my name in vain
I know I haven't done my part
She just wants me to support her
And the best way that I've found
So with a gentle hand and a loving touch
I put that toilet seat down
Down, down


2 comments

  1. Haha! I love Brad Paisley, but haven't heard this one.
    "You can teach a little puppy
    But it's very hard to train a grown man" - So very true!

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  2. I had never heard this song. So cute! Found you through BlogUpp and am now a follower. Happy New Year!

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