Due to his recent death, Michael Jackson is now more alive than ever, and my kids have discovered his music. Being a Country and Western song kind of gal myself, I find this hard on the ears.
Unfortunately Michael's songs are quite catchy, and now I find myself humming: 'You really turn me on,' whatever I'm doing and wherever I'm going. Any moment now, I may start grabbing myself in the crotch the way Michael used to do.
I'm worried, because my husband has gotten this gleam in his eye, and I just know he got the wrong idea.