Code Orange Alert: School Newsletters Avalanche!
June 23, 2011
Thousands of School Newsletters Avalanches are expected in all states, and moms are advised to stay home, and lock all the doors.
If moms háve to go out, it's important they adjust their personal plans. An expert explains: 'By adjusting we mean: forgetting about any personal plans.'
To save some rain forests, many schools now send out their newsletters via email. 'Moms don't see them coming anymore,' a school teacher said sadly. 'The newsletters catch them right between the eyes, often rendering them dizzy and stressed out.'
In the picture: tragic victim of a local School Newsletters Avalance.
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