My husband loves word jokes, and even after fifteen years of marriage, they still catch me by unpleasant surprise.
So when he told me in a sad voice: ‘Your Google earnings today are nothing to write home about,’ I was worried.
‘Are they very bad?’ I asked, because the last time he spoke in these tones he had just received the news Star Trek got cancelled.
Too late, I saw the glint in his eyes he always gets when he thinks he’s really funny.
‘No your earnings are very high. They’re so good ‘you should shout them from the rooftops!’
I rolled my eyes and sighed. Marriage is hard work.
I should shout it from the rooftops.