Mommy Maths during Summer Vacation

July 1, 2011
Let's say, each of my five kids leaves the living room one time per hour.

That would mean the living room door opening, and nót closing behind them, every twelve minutes. Which means me screaming: 'Close the &;%$# door behind you!' five times an hour.

But of course my kids don't leave the living room once an hour. They 'wanna do something' at least fifteen times an hour.

This means that every four minutes one of my children opens the door leaving it, of course, wide open. Multiply this by five kids, and you've got a door opening every 40 seconds, and a stressed out mom with a headache.

The good news is however, that there's a lot of interest from the government to hire my children as a modern torture device!

President Obama is very impressed by my numbers!

11 comments

  1. that is just to funny :0)

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  2. LOL I think every parent in the world can relate to this post!

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  3. Love your blog, you have a great sense of humor.

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  4. Get some WD40 for those hinges!

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  5. I can so relate! I know my living room temp is at lw follower from Social Parade! Hope you can hop by Girl Tech Divas and Follow Back!

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  6. See the kiddos came in the door and interuppted my comment. As I was saying my living room temp is at least 5 degrees warmer then the rest of the house. Have a good weekend.

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  9. Now that was hilarious. I feel we would be a very peaceful world if we let the children torture our enemies as well.=) Found you on Surfin'Saturdays

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  10. Hahahah! Even my husband is impressed that you took the time to calculate it. We've been married 12 years and he still doesn't understand that it's just how our minds work!

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  11. bahahahahahaha too funny!

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