- I am but a shadow of myself -
Self Portrait: After Summer Vacation
The proper care and feeding of husbands
According to my mom, and Dr. Laura, author of the book The Proper Care and Feeding of Husbands,men are basically very easy to manage. Just throw enough sex and food their way, and they’re content.
The first time my mother threw this advice at me I was a bit shocked. Mostly because it concerned Sex, and second of all because I felt it was a bit demeaning to men. But when I told my hubby about my mom’s advice, he smiled happily and said: ‘She’s got a point!’
So now, whenever I want to to give my hubby a treat, I put on this fancy negligé and some high heels. And then I totter to the kitchen and I bake him a pot roast.
Because I like my eight hours a night.