You wanna see my panties?!
They have useful sayings on them I would like my husband to read:
'Turn back while you still can!' , 'All I want for Christmas is a good night's sleep!' and 'Don't mess with the panties'.
But now I find myself wanting to lift up my skirt in public, while shouting: 'Look at my new panties!' I have become a danger to propriety. I blame Summer Vacation. And spending too much time with the kids.
I really need a break. Perhaps I should take a trip to London.
I hear they have some lovely panties over there.