I was starving for some positive reinforcement, so against my better judgement I asked hubby: 'Please say something nice to me?'
In my defense: it had been a very long day, and the kids had been awful!
Hubby immediately got that familiar deer-in-the-headlight look, while I waited patiently. Minutes went by, and the silence got more and more ominous.
Then hubby managed to utter these words: 'Are your boobs bigger today?'