Whooga Uggs to the curb, and put on some spiffy cowboy boots. Then I went to look at myself in the mirror, and I saw that it was good.
So there I was, looking all elegant and sophisticated and cowboygirlish, when I noticed something: my toes were cold. They were in fact sending frantic requests for a St.Bernard dog with one of those handy whisky flasks around its neck. And I was wearing socks and everything.
It was then that I asked myself: 'Why?! Why am I not wearing my comfy, and warm Uggs?'
And no answer came, because there wasn't one. There ís no good reason not to be warm and comfy, in a pair of Uggs.
So I ran upstairs and put on my Whooga Uggs, and let out a little cry of relief, when I felt there plush warmth.
And I said: 'I'm Nicole. And I'm a Ugg-aholic. So what!'
Do you like to wear Uggs, or do you think they're too ugly?