I’m not a big fan of jokes, but this one made me laugh so hard it took me an hour to type up, I was laughing so hard.
A woman gets on the bus with her child. The bus driver says to her: ‘Wow, that is one ugly child you have there!’
The woman is absolutely furious, and pours her heart out to one of the other passengers telling him: ‘That bus driver was absolutely horrible to me, you have no idea!’ and she tells him the story.
The other passenger gets all righteous and tells her: ‘You shouldn’t take such an insult! Go to him, and demand he apologizes, or you’ll complain to his boss. I’ll watch your monkey for you.’