I tell my hubby often: 'I'm very low maintenance! I don't need expensive vacations, I drewl over a Big Mac and I buy my clothes second hand on eBay!'
And just to make sure he gets my point I add: 'You are one lucky guy!'
Then hubby goes all skittish on me, and I see his eyes looking for a way out.
'All I ask of you is to offer me a compliment for being such an easy wife,' I tell him.