Wet toilet seats

April 13, 2013
There's nothing I hate more: peeing, and upon standing up realizing the toilet seat was covered in what was probably male urine… With three sons that don't always put the toilet seat up, it's a risky business to sit down on the toilet in our house. Usually I carefully check the toilet seat, but sometimes I'm in a hurry and I forget.

So I've taken to peeing standing up, hovering above the toilet seat. I now have thighs of steel!

But as I was hovering I realized something, and I put it in this ecard to share with the world.

7 comments

  1. This post cracks me up! I'm sorry that you have to pee while standing up in your own home. I'm thankful that I don't have to do that (at least not yet!). Though, I do have to inspect the toilet at my workplace/school because for some reason they decided that it would be funny to splash water onto the seat every time they're flushed. Oh well, it could certainly be worse!

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  2. As long as you're sure it's water and not pee, I suppose it's alright!

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  3. LOL! Since I'm the one who cooks all the meals, I say, "toilet seat down or you don't eat!"

    I've not seen the toilet seat up yet!

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  4. Poor thing...LOL! I feel for you, especially having to squat in your own home :-) At least you have the thighs of steel...it'll be great for the Summer months.

    Hopefully, as your boys get older, it'll get a little better ;-) ... well, maybe?!

    -Danielle
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  5. Oh I am so glad I'm not the only one that does this! I also have 3 boys and a bigger boy ( husband) -- my son's have their own bathroom but for some reason love to come us mine and pee all over the floor and seat-- why! I don't know but I just purchased a new lock for my bathroom that you now need a key to use -- kind of extreme I know but hey no more wet behinds :)

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  6. Maybe I should try that. I should stand firm! Just like my thighs.

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  7. Good for you! I think that's a great solution.

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