There's nothing I hate more: peeing, and upon standing up realizing the toilet seat was covered in what was probably male urine… With three sons that don't always put the toilet seat up, it's a risky business to sit down on the toilet in our house. Usually I carefully check the toilet seat, but sometimes I'm in a hurry and I forget.
So I've taken to peeing standing up, hovering above the toilet seat. I now have thighs of steel!
But as I was hovering I realized something, and I put it in this ecard to share with the world.