Mine

October 23, 2016
desk

And my husband spoke and he said unto me:

'I have not seen fit to give you my neglected old desk, filled with yellow pages from 1999, and other stuff I have forgotten I have, to you. I have received your request, and rejected it.

I'd rather have my desk just standing there, doing nothing and gathering dust, than to let you have it.

After all: it's Mine. 

Your reasoning that I'm at work all day, and don't get home till seven at night, is not reasonable. After all: the desk is Mine.

Your argument that I never use the desk is neither here nor there, after all: the desk is Mine. I don't care you could really use it for your work, after all: it's Mine.

However, you may put a large picture of me on the desk and use it as a shrine.

After all: it's mine.'

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5 comments

  1. My husband did that before - and so I used it during the day and totally just picked everything up before he got home. Of course, by now, I've completely taken it over as my own... Thanks for joining us at #FridayFrivolity this week!

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  2. Haha, he may never notice that you're using it! Thanks for sharing at #HomeMattersParty.

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  3. This is hilarious. And I just have to say that I love your tagline - I get so SICK of being told to "pick a niche" - my blog is MINE. I do not have to pick a niche. Because it is mine ;) (Thanks for linking up at Share the Wealth Sunday!)

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  4. Oh how true. Nothing better than knowing that something is yours, and how you want to deal/organise/work on it is completely down to you. Cheeky monkey. #twinklytuesday

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  5. Too funny! I do the same with my hubby's tools and I don't think he's noticed. Thank you for sharing with us this week at Celebrate Your Story, have a great weekend.

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