'Mommy, when she goes out to visit someone!'
I gritted my teeth, but the fun wasn't over yet.
'Wait, I'll do another one!'
She proceeded to give an impression of Quasimodo on a bender, staggering around the kitchen.
'It's mommy, coming home after a two miler!'
And then she rolled over the floor laughing, joined by my three sons and youngest daughter.
I'm very popular amongst my children, but someone this knowledge doesn't bring me joy…