Now that the dust of Summer Vacation has fÃnally settled, I took some time to look around me and perhaps smell some roses.
And the first thing I saw, was hubby. He looked kind of dusty and neglected, so I decided to do some work on our relationship.
Considering both my mom and Dr. Laura, say the way to please a man is through good food and sex, and we were all out of food, I decided it would be great idea to do the Soca Dance! In my mind I saw myself dancing in one of those very short skirts, gyrating my buns into his crotch. Or perhaps his belly, because he's not very tall…
I got all fired up and presented the idea to hubby. But instead of jumping for joy with such a great wife, he said he had a headache and 'didn't want to'.
So I fear I'll have to make a trip to the supermarket to get some food.
Look at what hubby is missing out on!
I've got a headache

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Bwahahaha! That was hilarious! Loved the video. As a fan of Dr. Laura myself may I suggest that perhaps you just needed to get one of those hairstyles like the ladies in the video. In addition, I have read that sex helps take headaches AWAY!
ReplyDeleteSo much for that old argument for the ladies, but the men? I dunno. Lately my husband has been to "tired." I don't care if he gets up at 4am! Gimme me some!!!
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I love your site, you know, because I like to laugh and your posts make me do just that. :o)
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OK Nicole, I promise I'm not stalking you but you are HILARIOUS. I'm actually from the Caribbean and I agree that hubby missed out on the soca dance thingy **wink** ha ha..Ok I'm going to follow you now
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