Exciting riddle: What am I?

I'm surrounded by little people who fondle themselves in public. They don't even try to hide they're cheating during board games, and they shop for candy without paying if I don't pay attention. They show me their new underpants without any shame, and they share their intimate toilet habits with me.

They're often hard to understand, they lie like there's no tomorrow, but that's called having a'vivid imagination'.

Guess what I am!
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  1. Tough one, can hardly wait for see the answer, lol.

  2. HAHAHAHAHA! I LOVE it! Seriously, it needs to be on a billboard somewhere...maybe if we each pitch in a dollar...no--we need to use that dollar to pay for the shoplifted candy our offspring helped themselves to...;o)


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