Marital cruelty

Marital cruelty

'If you participated in Style by Jury*, they would change a lot about you,' my husband suddenly declared, while spreading his sandwich with a thick layer of peanut butter. 'How's that?' 'Well, look at yourself!' Style by husband 'Perhaps my hair,' I agreed. He nodded enthusiastically. 'And different clothes!' But now his sudden interest in...

Word jokes

Word jokes

My husband loves word jokes, and even after fifteen years of marriage, they still catch me by unpleasant surprise. Word jokes So when he told me in a sad voice: 'Your Google earnings today are nothing to write home about,' I was worried. 'Are they very bad?' I asked, because the last time he spoke...

Farewell Babyborn

Farewell Babyborn

Dear family and friends, and vague acquaintances. We are gathered here today, to say our final farewell to Babyborn. Despite a very clear user manual, someone found it necessary to give Babyborn a bubble bath. Babyborn was a loner, and sometimes months went without any word from her. But Babyborn wasn't a natural loner, she...

Parenting is like bowling: you just have to give it your best shot!

Parenting is like bowling: you just have to give it your best shot!

Parenting is like bowling. You just gotta give it your best shot, and then hope for the best. There are no guarantees in parenting When I first became a parent, I thought that if I just gave them all my love, that would be enough. And I'm not saying love isn't important, but unfortunately it's...

Sleepwalking

Sleepwalking

Last night I had a terrible nightmare, about the end of the world. This big tsunami swept over our house and took everything with it. And I remember being angry with God because obviously, he hadn't kept up his end of his bargain with Noah. Nightmare As if that wasn't bad enough, I then dreamt...