There's nothing I hate more: peeing, and upon standing up realizing the toilet seat was covered in what was probably male urine… With three sons that don't always put the toilet seat up, it's a risky business to sit down on the toilet in our house. Usually I carefully check the toilet seat, but sometimes I'm in a hurry and I forget.
So I've taken to peeing standing up, hovering above the toilet seat. I now have thighs of steel!
But as I was hovering I realized something, and I put it in this ecard to share with the world.
Wet toilet seats
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Nicole Orriëns
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Nicole Orriëns
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Hi there, I'm Nicole Orriëns. I started my first blog in 2001 and now I'm a very happy fulltime blogger.
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This post cracks me up! I'm sorry that you have to pee while standing up in your own home. I'm thankful that I don't have to do that (at least not yet!). Though, I do have to inspect the toilet at my workplace/school because for some reason they decided that it would be funny to splash water onto the seat every time they're flushed. Oh well, it could certainly be worse!
ReplyDeleteAs long as you're sure it's water and not pee, I suppose it's alright!
ReplyDeleteLOL! Since I'm the one who cooks all the meals, I say, "toilet seat down or you don't eat!"
ReplyDeleteI've not seen the toilet seat up yet!
Poor thing...LOL! I feel for you, especially having to squat in your own home :-) At least you have the thighs of steel...it'll be great for the Summer months.
ReplyDeleteHopefully, as your boys get older, it'll get a little better ;-) ... well, maybe?!
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Oh I am so glad I'm not the only one that does this! I also have 3 boys and a bigger boy ( husband) -- my son's have their own bathroom but for some reason love to come us mine and pee all over the floor and seat-- why! I don't know but I just purchased a new lock for my bathroom that you now need a key to use -- kind of extreme I know but hey no more wet behinds :)
ReplyDeleteMaybe I should try that. I should stand firm! Just like my thighs.
ReplyDeleteGood for you! I think that's a great solution.
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