During breakfast hubby told me in an indignant tone of voice, he'd dreamt he wanted to divorce me. Apparently, in his dream, I had abused his absence to decorate our house, with wall to wall Laura Ashley wallpaper.
A grain of truth
As with most dreams, there may have been a small grain of truth in this one. In the past I háve felt decorating inspiration strike me hard, leaving me with no choice but to act right away! Unfortunately this doesn't mesh well with hubby's attitude of: 'Take it slow, and then take it a bit slower'.
I was curious to know: 'Was I prepared to remove the wallpaper?'
'No, you liked it way too much,' hubby said surly.
I was pleased. 'Yeah, that sounds like the me I know!'
'Yeah, to me too,' hubby said bitterly.