Farewell Baby Annabell

Family, friends, dearly beloved,

We are gathered here today to say our final goodbyes to baby Annabell. Despite clear user instructions someone thought it necessary to give her a bath.

Baby Annabell was a loner

Baby Annabelle was a loner, and months went by when no one saw or heard from her. Not because she wished to be alone, but because of structural neglect.

Thank God for Barbie

Thank God she could always count on her friend Barbie. Although lately, she even had to miss having her in her life. Because Barbie had her own worries. Someone felt the need to cut off her long, blond hair and Barbie was really having trouble coming to terms with her pixie look.

Farewell Baby Annabell.

I'm sure we won't miss you, because we forgot all about you during your life...