Rock bottom
Just when you think you've hit rock bottom with your kids, they surprise you.
'Mommy, tell Pete he's not allowed to walk over my shadow!'
Nów you've hit rock bottom.
Just when you think you've hit rock bottom with your kids, they surprise you.
'Mommy, tell Pete he's not allowed to walk over my shadow!'
Nów you've hit rock bottom.
Panting with admiration I watched a documentary featuring a father of 12. He stayed so cool, even though havoc surrounded him! So that's how to do it! I sat on the edge of my couch when he told the audience how he maintained his cool under the pressure of such a big family. His precise...
Concerning: Disqualification from Mom of the year award Dear sir, mrs, We regret to inform you that you have been disqualified from the Mom of the Year election. You have been found guilty of gross negligence, and unforgivable nonchalance. Guilty of not throroughly reading the school news letter By nót thoroughly studying the school news...
'Mommy, I puked!' I heard my son Ot shout, a mixture of triumph and excitement in his voice.'Alrighty then. Will you go and clean it up?' I shouted back, and had myself another sip of tea.'Daddy is much nicer,' my seventeen year olds daughter suddenly declared in a quiet tone of voice. 'Daddy cleans up...
My sons Pete is very loud. He shouts a lot. I think all that shouting means he's got a surplus of energy. So, if I make sure his energy level goes down, he should shout less! I put my thinking cap on and came up with this brilliant mathematical equation: Pete has got to much...
'I remember a dream I had, way back in 1999,' my fourteen year old told me in the tone of voice of a man who has seen many things in his life, and is now considering getting some blinkers. I love this kind of personal stuff, so I drooled: 'Please, tell me more!' 'We were...
After reading prof. dr. Manfred Spitzer's book titled 'Digitale Demenz' I got a bee in my bonnet about the kids spending too much time playing computer games. I found Spitzer unpleasantly convincing when I read his sorry tale, telling me that kids' brains dumb down if they spend too much time behind a screen. I...
I have not heard that one yet!! Oh thanks for giving me something to look forward to!! Thanks for the laugh!!
Yes...because shadows have feelings to (Peter Pan) 😉
Well there's not place but up from here.